Monday Jokes Collections

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Sardar ne medical store se dawa li aur
Store waly se kaha Cheeni bhi do
Storwala:Cheeni medical pe nahi milti
Santa main pagal nahi hun ispe likha hai Sugar free!!!
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New Krishna to Radha-
Main Krishna Kanhaiya aur tu Radha Gori
Main Kites ka Hritik tu Barbara Mori
Radha – Jyada line mat mar coz i Hate Luve Story…:-D
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Pani ko bewkuf
kaise banaoge ?

Socho?

Socho

Socho?

Garam karo aur

Roz ki tarah aaj bhi mat nahao..!!!
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Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai…
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Bachpan me ‘Mamu’ aur
Jawani me ‘Janu’ nazar aata hai…
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