tum bade hokar kya karoge?

teachar: tum bade hokar kya karoge?
studant: shaadi
teachar: nahi,mera matlab hia kya banoge?
studant: dulha
teachar: ohho,i mean to say,bade hokar kya haashil karoge?
studant: dulhan
teachar: abbe matleb bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
studant: bahu launga
teachar: haraamkhor,tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
studant: pota
teachar: hey bhagean. abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
studant: " HAM DO HAMARE DO "