Funny Hindi Mobile SMS Jokes Collection

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“Beizzati”

Aur

“Bivi”

Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai…

Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai..

Jab Doosre Ki Ho…!!
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Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar,
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,
Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza,
Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dawa Pilwalo!!!
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Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi
Waah Waah

Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi
Waah Waah

Waah Waah Na Karo
Jaa Ke Zoobi Ko Bachao,
Doob Jayegi.
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Maa Ne kha Haveli chod Do,

Paro Ne kha Daru chod Do,

Ek Din Aaega Jab -
GIRLFRIEND khegi-BHAIYA,
IN BACHO KO ZARA SCHOOL CHOD DO!!!
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